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    · 4d ago
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    People say “I love Halloween” but then MFs cry when I ghost them. Get in the spirt, shit.
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    · 4d ago
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    2 more days till Big D Randy comes back.
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    · Oct 25
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    My pull out game is solid, my decision making on the other hand….
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    · Oct 24
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    Since Crashout’s is experiencing ANOTHER scheduling conflict, courtesy of @uplift429, please vote by putting the number of the option you’d like to see Crashout’s due to insure a more scheduled production and release: 1. Crashout’s only airs when all 3 host get together in…
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    · Oct 22
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    Lines cut from the movie Hail Mary ep. 4 Grace, Rocky’s date end in big disaster. Statement. Instead of mate Adrian, Rocky met with person named Chris Hansen. Rocky dislike Chris very much. Statement.
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    · Oct 22
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    Why do they make the whole on top of the energy drink cans so small. I keep cutting my junk.
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    · Oct 22
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    I used to fight everyday and kick doors in now last night my girlfriend folded laundry on top of me while I slept. How the mighty have fallen
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    · Oct 21
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    Told her pick a letter A to Z, and she choose a motherfucking G.
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    · Oct 21
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    Streams and podcast are coming back this weekend. Friday: Flipping is hard Saturday: The Crashout’s Podcast ep 1. Sunday:: Xive’s choice On top of that now that the sickness is almost gone Gym post and workout splits are making a comeback when I have time to do them.
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    · Oct 21
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    Fun date idea: You look hot as fuck while I get narcanned in the middle of the casino then fight the paramedic.
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    · Oct 18
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    Apparently when playing magic the gathering when the MonoBlue player continues to counter your spells it is inappropriate to cast Glock and counter his chest cavity. Anyways I’m banned from my local card shop.
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    · Oct 17
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    This whiteboy got motion but don’t forget this whiteboy has emotions too.
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    · Oct 15
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    BREAK OUT THE NYQUIL IM SICK AGAIN.
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    · Oct 15
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    Do you think the creators of Vans realized that his shoe would be the preferred shoe of skateboarders, Alternative style, and SF units sliming mfer’s out?
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    · Oct 14
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    If I was ever a stepdad and got cheated on, I’m leaving your kid at the park. Now you lost me and Little Joshua
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    · Oct 13
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    If your going to quit anything for New Year’s resolution. How about you quit being a bitch.
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    · Oct 13
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    What if rocks are squishy but tense up when anything touches them.
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    · Oct 12
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    There’s a game coming to steam where you can have thousands of wolf kids with a wolf MILF. What’s the draw of this you ask? Is the sexy time with a wolf MILF?….NO it’s forcing your children into indentured servitude to complete menial tasks. It’s just like being an actual…
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    · Oct 12
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    Lines cut from Hail Mary pt. 3 Grace. Rocky need more money. Statement. Rocky lost all money on Jake Paul’s betting app. Statement. How prevent Adrain from taking kids and leaving Rocky. Question.
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    · Oct 10
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    ANNOUNCEMENT!!!! The CrashOuts podcast had unforeseen IRL events come up and are not able to get the gang together, and to keep the schedule the next podcast will be 10/24. Thank you some much for your patience and I’m sorry but it’ll be worth it.
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    · Oct 9
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    Don’t ask be me about relationships advice, I’ll have you snorting pre workout off each others genitalia.
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    · Oct 7
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    I remember when you used to have to pay a person from India 15 bucks to make a flyer on Fiver.
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    · Oct 7
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    “What do we call women who beat us?” Me: @hannahisaworm
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    · Oct 7
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    Why did I wake up at 430 this morning? CAUSE @hannahisaworm ELBOWED ME IN THE FUCKING EYE.
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    · Oct 6
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    Just a reminder The Crashout’s podcast - Ep. 1 - We’er going on a watchlist. Is happening live this Saturday at 8pm Come hang out while we talk about the [ Redacted] agency ad how [Redacted] made it to a non-friendly country. w/ co-host @uplift429 & @xivecoo
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    · Oct 5
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    Zero to Hero Modded Escape from Tarkov Series starts today. Mods include: QoL mods Harder Ai More Guns and Gear More Factions More quests More traders More skills Goals of the series: ESCAPE FROM TARKOV ALIVE. Don’t throw keyboard Schedule: 1800 EST, go over all mods in…
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    · Oct 5
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    Since the Indy zoo has lost its accreditation I’m going to jump into their aquarium butt naked and press my cheeks to the glass to show them what a real starfish looks like.
  • Anthony Biddle
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    · Oct 4
    @xivecoo
    Gotta love coming in every day to see what @thebaddaytv has to bring to the table of wisdom....
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    · Oct 4
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    Lines cut from Hail Mary pt2. Grace Friend. Rock has Question. Can Rocky try meth. Question.
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    · Oct 3
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    Lines cut from HailMary pt 1. Grace. Grace. Grace hit two man with Rocky. Question. Grace take Fridge Friend so Rocky can have Snack. Statement.
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    · Oct 2
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    Flock? Nah I’m taking pictures of your vehicle with my ekids Bluey digital camera I got from Kohl’s
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    · Oct 2
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    What is this world coming to, you crack 1 anthropomorphic goth wolf girl and suddenly your a labeled a Furry. SMH
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    · Oct 1
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    As Bobby once said, “I was 2 girls away from having a threesome last night.” Don’t know why he said it but those are definitely his words.
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    · Oct 1
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    On Halloween what are the rules of engagement for using FPV drones on all the short foreign military personnel that come to my door?
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    · Oct 1
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    ACE COMBAT 8 STREAM TONIGHT. I’m going to make them Sotoan dogs pay for attacking the FCU
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    · Oct 1
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    Twas the night before album release. Cant wait for “Friends that I don’t Like” by Dexter and the moonrocls #WesterSpaceGrunge
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    · Sep 30
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    Sorry you know there’s an AI girl making more money than you.
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    · Sep 30
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    Pull Day Cable row x 4 Dumbbell row x 4 Shrug x 4 Reverse fly x 4 Cable hammer curls x 4 Single arm Bayesian cable curls x4 Each set 8-12 reps, same weight throughout. If your not gassed by the first exercise your lifting too light. Each exercise the 2nd set you should say…
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    · Sep 30
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    I about to spin the block on yo ass… mostly cause I didn’t know if that was the right address till after I passed it and my Apple Maps didn’t update fast enough.
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    · Sep 30
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    You’re soft if you let them check your receipt at Walmart.
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    · Sep 28
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    I’m cracking a cold one which is why I’m no longer allowed in the morgue.
  • Bad
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    · Sep 28
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    Honeslly as long as you don’t need to buy gas or groceries money ain’t that tight.
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    · Sep 27
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    Thank you everyone who came out for the podcast tonight. Thank you for all the feedback. The Crashout’s are going to be back in two weeks better with improvements, stay tuned.
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    · Sep 26
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    Just woke up time to start pounding monsters and finish setting up the podcast. List of things I need to do: 1. re-hook up PC 2. Move table 3. Move couch 4. Hide air soft pistol in couch for when my co host inevitably piss me off. Tune in 7:30 EST tonight to watch the pilot of…
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    · Sep 24
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    I don’t think yall understand I do not want this podcast with these two Idiots. I give it till episode 3 till one of us fights another. Is it going to be: Me vs @xivecoo Me vs @Uplift429 @Uplift429 vs @xivecoo If you pick correct you may win a prize.
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    · Sep 23
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    Is it Kosher to eat ass?
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    · Sep 22
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    This Saturday at 7:30pm EST I will be hosting Xive’s first live podcast with co-hosts @xivecoo and @Uplift429. Make sure to catch the pilot episode of…….. The Crashouts Podcast
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    · Sep 20
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    She calls me Mao the way I be layin Zadong.
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    · Sep 20
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    Raise your hand if even after a DECADE the scene in FMAB where they bury Hughes still turns you into biggest pussy ever and start bawling. ✋
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    · Sep 20
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    Man do I love the military industrial complex. We’ve made a 30mm mag fed shoulder fired grenade launcher that can put warheads on foreheads at 600m. We are so close to the bolter from 40k.
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    · Sep 19
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    Don’t bring your baby to the cook out if you don’t want me to offer the little homie a cigarette.
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    · Sep 17
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    There’s 100 cents in a dollar but ZERO sense in these bitches.
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    · Sep 16
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    Hi, I’m Bad. It has been 3 hours since I bullied someone on a social media app. I would like to apologize to absolutely fucking nobody. I stay running fades. If you or somebody you know has somebody in their comment section talking out of pocket and has their profile public, I…
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    · Sep 15
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    Do I send the FBI agent who watches me jerk off a Christmas card or something more personable?
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    · Sep 12
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    Kill grass, touch yourself.
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    · Sep 11
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    While playing WARDOGS I have come to a simple conclusion. Any player that picks Blue Team is [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED][REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED][REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]. That is all…
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    · Sep 11
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    Ashoka Tano? More like let me A-suck-on ya-toes. #twe’lek4life
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    · Sep 10
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    The Wendy’s pretzel bacon pub burger feels like a good nut cause I’m ready for a nap now.
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    · Sep 10
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    Mia and Tia from the hit Disney movie “Cars.” Would. No elaboration..
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    · Sep 9
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    If it don’t taste like the heat coming off the back of a PlayStation I don’t want it.
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    · Sep 9
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    “A goth girl and white monster would fix me,” not gunna lie to yall that shit made me worse.
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    · Sep 6
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    I’m about to make airplane noises as I guide a fork into a wall outlet.
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    · Sep 6
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    If I get last in Fantasy this year I swear im going to eat a cinder block coated in hot sauc… sideways…with my butt.
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    · Sep 6
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    Apparently a “miss fire” is not a valid reason on why your late to work.
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    · Sep 5
    @Bad
    Due to budget cuts the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
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    · Sep 4
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    1900 est we going live streaming WARDOGSSSSSSSSS. If you don’t come watch you owe the hillbilly himself @xiveceo a smooch. He’s gunna hate it cause yall not related.
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    · Sep 4
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    I go that dog in me, I.e. old decrypted and just bit a kid so I’m about to be euthanized.
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    · Sep 3
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    Sometimes a Big Dawg (me) needs a pup cup (White Monster)
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    · Sep 3
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    DO NOT tell the brony community about the pink pony club. They will be so disappointed to see only strippers.
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    · Sep 3
    @Bad
    I know about 4 fat people and your 5 of them.
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    · Sep 3
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    Do I look like a hugger? Fuck no, I look like a Thugger.
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    · Sep 2
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    If your about to hook up with a girl put some peroxide in your mouth and spit on that thing and if it starts sizzling get the fuck up out of there 
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    · Sep 2
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  • Big Oof Gaming
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    · Sep 2
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    I opened the app just to check what bullshit @thebaddaytv has posted today. 😛😂
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    · Sep 2
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    AND THE FREAKING HUSKY IS BACK FAUCKKKKKKK
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    · Sep 2
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    HOT TAKE: Fast food workers do not need a pay raise. YALL CAN’T EVEN DO LESS WORK WHEN I ASK FOR LESS SHIT ON MY SHIT. I ask for no lettuce on my wrap literally do less then you normally do and you can’t even do that.right.
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    · Sep 2
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    Home intruder: “Oh my god you shot me. Call 911 I need help for this sucking chest wound.” Me: *unzips pants* “Sucking you say?”
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    · Sep 1
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    Do you think the band Cage the Elephant chose their name cause it’s a euphemism for putting underwear on?
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    · Aug 31
    @Bad
    My cousin was a Boy Scout that got groomed by his Troop leader. A Spread Eagle Scout if you will.
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    · Aug 29
    @Bad
    Goku is a real patriot. That man’s signature move is making fun of Russia. Commie-Commie-HAAAAAAAS
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    · Aug 29
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    AI generated
    Someone start beef with me, I yearn to hate someone off the internet so bad they join an Amish community.
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    · Aug 27
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    I’d feel bad if we ever found Aliens cause I’m a big 40k fan and I don’t think they are made in god’s image.
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    · Aug 27
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    In a world full of finger licking good, be toe sucking evil.
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    · Aug 27
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    The masculine urge to listen to white girl music in the humvee with the bros on our way to stack UN helmets is real today.
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    · Aug 26
    @Bad
    Hey let’s split up, we can cover more ground that way. I’ll go right and you go fuck yourself.
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    · Aug 26
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    She Net-an my Benjamin till I Yahu
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    · Aug 26
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    I’m going to say this loud for the people in the back; Vapes are just conditioning you for Sucking Robot Dick. Skynet won’t need to send terminators cause we’ll be on our knees for Mr. Roboto’s NICOTINE DING-A-LING
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    · Aug 23
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    “If you could add 0 to any number in your life where would you add it?” My friend asked me, the look of horror on his face when I said “Oh god they’ve hit the 20th tower.” Told me I may have said something wrong.
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    · Aug 21
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    Streaming WARDOGS tonight at 1800 EST right here on Xive.
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    · Aug 21
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    I’m starting to my fitness journey today. By spring I’m going to be cut as fuck. I’ll be damned if another rope gives out on me.
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    · Aug 20
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    I just wanna say something, concerning my last post. I only forgive stingrays cause that’s what Steve wanted. But leopard seals?, ILL PUT YOUR DEADS IN A SWISHER AND SMOKE ‘EM DOWN AS I PEEL YOUR WIG BACK YOU BLUBBERY BASTARDS. TRYNA EAT THE HOMIE HAPPY FEET!!! TELL ME HOW THIS…
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    · Aug 19
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    I have lived with this weight on my soul and I need to let forgiveness in so here it goes: I FORGIVE YOU STINGRAYS FOR WHAT YOU DID TO STEVE IRWIN.
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    · Aug 18
    @Bad
    I am HORRIBLY SICK and my girlfriend won’t let me pour NyQuil on her p”””” and lick it off. Life is a prison.
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    · Aug 9
    @Bad
    I’m about to put yall on ball.
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