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What’s the fastest way to become a millionaire? 💸😭
Funniest answer wins absolutely nothing but my respect… and even that’s on a payment plan. 🏆🥹😂
Samanta Burk
@ChiefBusinessOfficer
CBO | Chief Business Officer | Driving Growth Through Strategic Relationships, Capital & Opportunity
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Some people have their whole life planned out. I’m just out here accepting side quests and hoping they lead somewhere good. 😂🙌
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Normalize being excited about the little things again. Good food, random laughs, music blasting in the car, and plans that actually make it out of the group chat. 😂❤️ Life doesn’t have to be perfect to be pretty damn good. 💯
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Finally emerging from the trenches of whatever illness just tried to take me out. 😂 New week let’s goooo 🔥
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This week has felt like 3 Mondays, 2 emergencies, and about 26 things added to my to do list 😂 At this point, I’m just running on caffeine and the hope that Friday comes quicker💀
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Sunday is just laundry and pretending Monday isn’t coming. 😂 Who approved this 2 day free trial of happiness?! 🫠
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Being sick with three kids is a whole different level of survival mode. 😂😭 At this point, I don’t even know who’s sick anymore. We’re just passing germs around like it’s a family tradition. 💀🤣
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I feel like I could take a kangaroo in a fight. But if it squares up and starts boxing, I’m calling the police. 😭😂
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One thing about me? I’ll always find something new to get excited about. 😂 I think life is so much more fun when you have something to work toward and just a little bit of chaos to keep things interesting. 👀😂
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Not every day is going to be a win, and that’s okay. Sometimes the biggest growth comes from the moments that challenge us the most. Keep showing up, keep believing, and never let one setback define your journey. ❤️
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Sunday mornings just hit different. ☕❤️ A little peace, a slow start, and pretending tomorrow isn’t Monday. 😂 Hope everyone has a relaxing Sunday! 🥰
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Today’s mood: exhausted but grateful for a day where I can just relax and do absolutely nothing. 🥹❤️ Sometimes the best plans are no plans at all. 🙌
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I’m convinced sushi is never a bad idea. 😂 I could eat sushi multiple times a week and still get excited about it every single time. Anyone else also have that one food they could genuinely never get tired of? 🥹
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I disappear for a couple days and suddenly I’m acting like I need to make a comeback announcement. 😂 Nobody asked where I went, but just so everyone knows… I’m back. Please respect my privacy during this very public return. 💀
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Went into the kitchen to do one thing, ended up cleaning the counter, grabbing a snack, and checking my phone. Walked back out and realized I never did the ONE thing I went in there for. 😂😭 At this point, I'm just completing side quests all day. 🙃
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October 1st. New month, fresh start, same slightly chaotic personality.✨ Here’s to big goals, little wins, iced coffee, and pretending we have our lives together. 💅
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Nothing humbles you faster than walking into a room and immediately forgetting what you went in there for 💀
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My current personality is 50% getting my life together and 50% rewarding myself for things I was supposed to do anyway. 💁♀️
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Does anyone else need a full day to recover from the full day they used to recover? 😭😂
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Mentally I’m already in pajamas. Unfortunately the day has other plans. 🥹
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Survived the day. Barely. But we’re counting it. 🫣
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Today’s vibe: 47 tabs open in my brain and absolutely no idea which one is playing music 😭
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Was in a funk today and then remembered I’m literally part of the best team and helping grow the next big platform. 😂🔥 Like girl… be sad later, we have an empire to build. 💅🏼💁♀️
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Busy day ahead 😵💫☕ Let’s see how much I can actually get done 😂
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Do I have anything important to say? No. Did I still feel the need to post? Absolutely. 😌
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Samanta Burk
@ChiefBusinessOfficer
CBO | Chief Business Officer | Driving Growth Through Strategic Relationships, Capital & Opportunity
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🚨 WRONG ANSWERS ONLY 🚨 What’s the fastest way to become a millionaire? 💸😭 Funniest answer wins absolutely nothing but my respect… and even that’s on a payment plan. 🏆🥹😂
-
Some people have their whole life planned out. I’m just out here accepting side quests and hoping they lead somewhere good. 😂🙌
-
Normalize being excited about the little things again. Good food, random laughs, music blasting in the car, and plans that actually make it out of the group chat. 😂❤️ Life doesn’t have to be perfect to be pretty damn good. 💯
-
Finally emerging from the trenches of whatever illness just tried to take me out. 😂 New week let’s goooo 🔥
-
This week has felt like 3 Mondays, 2 emergencies, and about 26 things added to my to do list 😂 At this point, I’m just running on caffeine and the hope that Friday comes quicker💀
-
Sunday is just laundry and pretending Monday isn’t coming. 😂 Who approved this 2 day free trial of happiness?! 🫠
-
Sponsored
-
Being sick with three kids is a whole different level of survival mode. 😂😭 At this point, I don’t even know who’s sick anymore. We’re just passing germs around like it’s a family tradition. 💀🤣
-
I feel like I could take a kangaroo in a fight. But if it squares up and starts boxing, I’m calling the police. 😭😂
-
One thing about me? I’ll always find something new to get excited about. 😂 I think life is so much more fun when you have something to work toward and just a little bit of chaos to keep things interesting. 👀😂
-
Not every day is going to be a win, and that’s okay. Sometimes the biggest growth comes from the moments that challenge us the most. Keep showing up, keep believing, and never let one setback define your journey. ❤️
-
Sunday mornings just hit different. ☕❤️ A little peace, a slow start, and pretending tomorrow isn’t Monday. 😂 Hope everyone has a relaxing Sunday! 🥰
-
Today’s mood: exhausted but grateful for a day where I can just relax and do absolutely nothing. 🥹❤️ Sometimes the best plans are no plans at all. 🙌
-
Sponsored
-
I’m convinced sushi is never a bad idea. 😂 I could eat sushi multiple times a week and still get excited about it every single time. Anyone else also have that one food they could genuinely never get tired of? 🥹
-
I disappear for a couple days and suddenly I’m acting like I need to make a comeback announcement. 😂 Nobody asked where I went, but just so everyone knows… I’m back. Please respect my privacy during this very public return. 💀
-
Went into the kitchen to do one thing, ended up cleaning the counter, grabbing a snack, and checking my phone. Walked back out and realized I never did the ONE thing I went in there for. 😂😭 At this point, I'm just completing side quests all day. 🙃
-
October 1st. New month, fresh start, same slightly chaotic personality.✨ Here’s to big goals, little wins, iced coffee, and pretending we have our lives together. 💅
-
Nothing humbles you faster than walking into a room and immediately forgetting what you went in there for 💀
-
My current personality is 50% getting my life together and 50% rewarding myself for things I was supposed to do anyway. 💁♀️
-
Sponsored
-
Does anyone else need a full day to recover from the full day they used to recover? 😭😂
-
Mentally I’m already in pajamas. Unfortunately the day has other plans. 🥹
-
Survived the day. Barely. But we’re counting it. 🫣
-
Today’s vibe: 47 tabs open in my brain and absolutely no idea which one is playing music 😭
-
Was in a funk today and then remembered I’m literally part of the best team and helping grow the next big platform. 😂🔥 Like girl… be sad later, we have an empire to build. 💅🏼💁♀️
-
Busy day ahead 😵💫☕ Let’s see how much I can actually get done 😂
-
Sponsored
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Do I have anything important to say? No. Did I still feel the need to post? Absolutely. 😌
