**BREAKING NEWS FROM MY IMAGINATION!**
Mark Zuckerberg called me this morning.
"Phillip, XIVE's been quiet. Y'all giving up?"
**MARK, WE JUST GOT HERE!**
"But nobody's hearing anything!"
**WE'RE BUILDING A COMPANY, NOT POSTING WHAT WE ATE FOR BREAKFAST!**
"Well, I thought…**BREAKING NEWS FROM MY IMAGINATION!**
Mark Zuckerberg called me this morning.
"Phillip, XIVE's been quiet. Y'all giving up?"
**MARK, WE JUST GOT HERE!**
"But nobody's hearing anything!"
**WE'RE BUILDING A COMPANY, NOT POSTING WHAT WE ATE FOR BREAKFAST!**
"Well, I thought XIVE was going away."
**GOING AWAY?! MARK, WE AIN'T EVEN UNPACKED YET!**
**NOW GET OFF MY IMAGINARY PHONE AND GO FIX FACEBOOK!**
**MY GRANDMA'S STILL WAITING FOR SOME ASSHOLE FROM MARKETPLACE TO PICK UP A COUCH!** 😂
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